Signs That You Might be Raising a Toddler...

1. You've said “I need to go potty” to another adult and meant it.

2. Everything on your front porch is covered in a layer of sidewalk chalk and bubbles.

3. You have heard kids' tunes belted from the shower (or have been guilty of a song or two yourself).

4. All hell breaks loose in your house if you run out of bananas or peanut butter.

5. You’ve actually had to say the following things outloud “Don’t lick the cat, please” and “We do not put hummus in our ears!”

6. Crackers and Cheerios mysteriously appear in your shoes and coat pockets, and are crushed into every seat cushion you own.

7. You’ve back tracked on your walking route for half a mile in search of a lost shoe, binky or hair clip.

8. You’ve learned to accomplish 5 hours worth of work in the span of an hour and half naptime.

9. You have had serious discussions about The "Itsy-Bitsy" vs The "Eensy-Weensy" Spider

10. You feel like you are in a spelling bee again - "Tyler, are we ready to E-A-T yet?"

11. You sneak a sweet treat for yourself when little eyes aren't watching.

12. When something goes missing you look in the toilet, trash or the play-kitchen oven first.

13. You have been roused from a dead sleep by someone spanking your butt like bongo drums.