How to Travel with a Pregnant Lady

Tyler and I have been taking a mini vacation/road trip every year for our anniversary but thought that this year, April 8th would be just a little too close to Aliyah's due date to be traveling.... SO... Tyler surprised me by getting concert tickets to the Elton John and Billy Joel Face-to-Face tour in Oklahoma City this weekend. We packed ourselves up and headed there yesterday.

This is some quick advice on how to travel with a pregnant lady...

... according to my husband:

Step 1: Insist that she try to use the bathroom before you leave the house. Even if she says she just went. Make her go again anyway.

Step 2: Question her choice of footwear. Continue to insist she put on sensible flats or even better, tennis shoes, while she stubbornly scoffs at you, hobbles precariously in high heeled boots and tells you that nothing you’ve suggested goes with her outfit.

Step 3: Open her side of the door and then help her into the seat. She will be the most unmaneuverable* human being you’ve encountered in a long time, so some pushing and heaving may be required on your part. Just keep at it, she’ll get situated... eventually.

Step 4: Keep your cool when you are 3 minutes down the road and she looks over at you and says “Honey, when you get a second… can we stop somewhere so I can pee?”

* did I just make that word up?