Bullseye

Something has become shockingly apparent to me - it seems that my belly has a huge, blinking bullseye on it that everyone except I can see.

I know there are a lot of women that don’t like people touching their baby bump without asking. It’s never bothered me - I’m just as in awe of it as everyone else and usually say something to the extent of “CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE I AM GROWING A BABY IN THERE? GO ON POKE AROUND ALL YOU WANT!” But it still amuses me at how quickly I am losing the popularity contest against my own belly.

I think this is just another step in preparation for motherhood. Hand over the baby and get out of the way.